What can I measure using the Alternative Ruler?
Easy. EVERYTHING.
Hands
Don’t just prove to everyone there’s “no problem”… GUARANTEE IT!
Walls
Make sure your wall is tall enough to prevent “the illegals” from climbing over to steal your job.
Buildings
The larger the building, the bigger the Russian-backed bank loan.
Distance from your home to the closest golf course
See exactly how far the taxpayer-funded Airforce One can take you!
Show us how you measure up #AltRuler
I work in a swamp and come across snakes every day. I love using the AltRuler to catch and measure these suckers every chance I get! Snakes 0, Mitch 6.